waduuhh...

gile ya, saya nyaris jalan kaki (lagi) dari kampus sampe rumah!

hari Sabtu ini saya baru beres ngerjain tugas di depan MIPA, mesti nge-skecth tuh building. Ya Tuhan, males banget ngerjainnya. jadinya saya pergi ke UPINET aja buat nge-net. EEEEHHH... TUTUP! ya udah saya cari warnet aja buat terus VOTING Agni di MissUniverse 2007.

karena saya cuma bawa duit Rp9000,- jadinya saya harus hemat. saya ke warnet sebanyak Rp7000,-... nah, sisa Rp2000,- kan??
gimana saya pulang nih!
ya udah saya putuskan untuk jalan kaki saja. tidak ada salahnya. Hari Minggu kemarin saya jalan kaki dari rumah sampe kampus. dan itu tuh NANJAAAAKKK... jadi prediksi saya sih saya masih hidup kalo saya jalan kaki dari kampus sampe rumah!

nah, pas di enhay, kan ada ATM gitu... ah, saya tergoda untuk mengecek tabungan saya.
terakhir saya lihat sih saldonya Rp51,754,- dan saya nggak berharap bakalan nambah. saya cuma gaya2an aja masuk ATM. udah lama saya nggak ngerasain AC di dalam ATM.

ya udah, saya masuk, dan saya bahagia karena AC-nya menyerbakkan wangi jelly rasa anggur.
saya check saldo saya tanpa harap dan ternyata saya kaget,
AAAAARRRGGGHHHH....
saldo saya...
SALDO SAYAAAA...!!!!

nambah jadi Rp181,754,-

saya dapet royalti euy!!

ya udah weh, saya ambil saya goban, dan saya ke warnet lagi!
hehehe...
sambil nungguin si Afie pulang dari brainstorming dan saya bisa mampir sebentar sore nanti.

The Most "What Are You Doing There?!" Photos Awards...

taken from Miss Universe Official website, and judge by my own thoughts.
these award dedicated to the most weird photos I have ever seen in the miss universe 2007 pageant...

1. thailand (mental illness i thought... sorry... but near my house, i've ever seen a woman (mental illness of course) who was similar to that picture... her name is Lia Andrea Ramos)

2. kazakhstan (what making this picture weird is... she's come from kazakhstan but pose like chinese womans when they're dancing...)

3. puerto rico (absolutely similar with SADAKO in the Grudge... or Ju On! but she is the blonde version... maybe the grudge should allow this woman to be their ghost than the japanese one...)

4. georgia ("What are you looking at, bitch?!")

5. estonia ("Oh, gosh... I got headache!!)

The Most (sorry) Sluts Photos Awards...

taken from Miss Universe Official website, and judge by my own thoughts.
these award dedicated for the almost making me wander "is this a beauty queen contest or a casting catalogue for Playboy magazine?" photos in every bitch-pose its done...

1. poland (shes licking her finger... only woman who were in bed with his husband or partner and doing sex who done that!)

2. norway (very-very Asian way to attract guys...)

3. costa rica (ah... ah... yes... aaaahh.... aaaaaahhhhh.... noo... yes... aaaaaaahhhh....)

4. colombia (Hey, dude... wanna fuck me?)

5. new zealand (Piss me, mister...)

I didnt mean that those woman is sluts. I've just judging which is the most bitch photos in Miss Universe Official website.

The Most Photogenic Photos Awards...

taken from Miss Universe Official website, and judge by my own thoughts.
these award dedicated to the most photogenic photos in every shot its done...

1. st lucia (absolutely charming!)

2. slovenia (passionate. sexy. chic. sophisticated)

3. venezuela (this is what fashion magazine needs!)

4. guatemala (nice shots!)

5. angola (mysterious... and artistic!)

The Most Elegant Photos Awards...

taken from Miss Universe Official website, and judge by my own thoughts.

these award dedicated to the most elegant photos in every pose its done...

1. canada (glams and very very natalie glebova wanna be)

2. finland (sexy glams... good for a romantic evening)

3. peru (chic and sophisticated...)

4. india (very-very glamorous! and Wooow...)

5. indonesia (cute, chic, and glam... what else, hah?)

The Most Cute Photos Award

taken from Miss Universe Official website, and judge by my own thoughts.
these award dedicated to the cutest photos in every charm its done...

1. us virgin island (cute black)

2. montenegro (cute european)

3. korea (cute asian, and one of my favorite)

4. germany (cute blonde... hmh... is she blonde?)

5. dominican republic (cute latinas...)

The Most Artistic Photos Award

taken from Miss Universe Official website, and judge by my own thoughts.

these award dedicated to the most artistic photos in everyway its done...

1. tanzania--topleft--(nice movement)

2. russia--botleft--(nice close-up)

3. spain--center--(amazing photos! nearly like painting)

4. albania--topright--(nice shot!)

5. greece--botright--(cute shot! and i love the blue bag! and the flower... so Latin! even she's come from europe!)

my perfect evening...

my friend Afie ask me a same question like Agni's question in Miss Universe 2007 pageant about "How you describe your perfect evening?"

I owe her an asnwer. And i think,

my perfect evening is a time where I can spend my time with peoples i love and care so much. we sits on a same dining table and share whats going on all days we've just passed. and then we're going to watch TV to comments a bad sinetron or judge Indonesian Idol. and then we sleep tightly, dreaming something nice, and prepare for what would happen to us tomorrow.

simply, i cannot sleep tight if i knew that i wasn't done a great job from I woke up till i go to bed. and sadly, hiks, i dont have someone special to share my perfect evening.

Agni's swimwear

How about it?

I think her swimwear is too big for her. She seems like having tons of fat under her skin.

but a good things about her is, she have a toned skin and a clear-white colour.

i hope she will done a good catwalk on the runway so she can succed artika's success two years ago.

and my personal score for this picture, is... hmh... 8.599

is that enough?!

Agni's Interview

When you were younger what different things did you want to be when you grew up?

When I was young, I always want to be a talkshow presenter like Oprah Winfrey, because... knowing that I can share my knowledges and my ability to pursuit people and with help from TV I could help many people... That's why I really want to be a talkshow presenter.

What you have always wanted to do, but have not done yet?

Hmh... I'll always been a passionate person and I really want to establish a school for poor children, children with special needs, and especially for children with special needs like autism, because by helping them pursuit their dream I think I can pursuit mine.

Name One thing that you constantly put off doing.

Ok... If it only one thing, it must be finish my painting. Because, I love to paint, but because for the last one year I've been so buzy, so I think finishing my painting would be it!

Who's diary would you most like to read and why?

Hellen Keller. Um... because I want to know that, she's... have been through many obstacles like... we know that she is deaf and blind, and she could manage to enter college and finish it cum laude. That's why I really want to know what do was... she's thinking, and how could she get through all out these obstacles.

How would you describe your 'Perfect' evening?

My Perfect evening must be surrounded by my special one. And knowing that I've been doing great job since this morning until the afternoon.

So Far, her interview was great for me. Even though she didn't show a great ability in english, but I think her answers is a GREAT one I ever heard than the other contestants. She's success covering Nadine's mistake last year, and also success to be interviewed like Artika a year before last year.

Good point (for me) from this interview is:

The first answer shows public that she is an entertainer. She have a huge desire on doing something in entertainment. And since Miss Universe entertains a lot of people, I believe this answer will make her got a spot in semis.

The second one shows public that she is a person who care to the environment, especialy the children. Her willing to establish a school for children and children with special needs is a rare thing in a Beautiful Woman Thoughts. The judges should be amaze with this answer.

The third answer shows public that she has a good talent in art. She loves painting. So I believe she's having a good imagination on making a dress or culture, which was connected to fashion, where Miss Universe were always looking for.

The fourth ones show public that she is a very motivated person, and having a big spirit on her life. Hellen Keller is a good answer. Very spiritful and strong. Doesn't beauty queen need a woman with a big spirit??

The last answer show public that she is a nice person.

so my conclusion is... She is valued to be in the semis. And if it's possible, she have to be in the final, and WIN it!

My own score for this interview is .... 9.087

Hehehe...

GOOD JOB YPI!

List of...

ten things i hate about myself (physically):

1. My nose. I have a terrifying nose. It doesnt look like a normal nose like other people. Short, cutted, small, flat, and obviously uninteresting.

So I... tell the world, that my nose was created by God with Minimalist Concept of Design, and its kinda rare, that government should protected this and make a law about it.

And my friends react... Hell you!

2. My eyes. My right eye is bigger than my left eye. I believe this is because my face structure is asimetric and my left eye pulled to the left side so it can't take any space to place. Plus, it makes some distances between the right and the left.

So I... tell everybody that Jennifer Hawkins (Miss Universe 2004), Kurara Chibana (1st runner up Miss Universe 2006), and Agni Pratistha Arkadewi Kuswardono (Puteri Indonesia 2006) are having an unbalanced eyes like me.

And my friends react... yeah, them. But you're not!

3. My hair. I have a curly hair which I thought 'never suitable for my face and my head size'. Plus, this curly hair is a new species. Nobodies can define what type of curly I have.

So I... tell all my friends, that this is only illusion. This is only shadow. This is not real. My hair is straight and obviously my hair has been tricking you!

And my friends react... What a VERY REAL illusions!

4. My Lip. Too big. Diagonal. Dark Brown. And Nightmare. Its kinda Angelina Jolie lip when she fail in lip surgery.

So I... tell all peoples that I'm the 1st runner up in Lip Universe Pageant which is won by Angelina Jolie.

And my friends react... yeah... i see that pageant! And if i'm not mistaken, the contestants is only two, right? you and miss Jolie??

5. My chin. It didn't place well. Placed too left. And bloomed by little hair. My friends tells that it might be the root of your teeth.

So I... tell them, that... this is nice, unique, and if you're still speaking about this, it means you're jealous!!

And my friends react... who are you talking with?

6. My shoulder. My left shoulder is wider and longer than my right. And its automatically made my left chest bigger than my right.

So I... ask them to talk about the girl who was moving to the neighbour. I wish they won't talk about my shoulder.

And my friends react... No, it is not a girl. He is a boy. And he is not a new kids on the block. HE IS MY BROTHER!

7. My stomach. Everytime i saw a mirror, i'll always get scaried. What a nightmare! i look like Papa Bears who plays in porn movie. BIGBIGBIGBELLY!!

So I... ask my closest friends, "Is that really big?"

And my friends react... "You are ANOREXIC! thats a SMALL BELLY! i even admire your belly!"

Then I... speak again, "No. This is big. Could you see the fat here?"

And my friends... yelling, "THATS MUSCLE!"

8. My feet. Short. Big. Fatty. And cannot be strecthed so I can't do a toe touch, split, or any of gymnastics movements. It size 43. Hairy. And everyday I wish I wake up and find my feet is a little bit thin and long.

So I... tell my buddy, This is kind of strong feet! i always use this to walk hundred of miles.

And my friends react... Leprechaun.

9. My Height. I am 172 cm, or 5'7". I think this is too short for me if i wanna join modelling agency. And this is too short if I wanna touch my bedroom roof. And the bad thing is, I am the shortest person in my class!!

So I... said, "Short always means Cute..."

And my friends react... "Do you mean Ucok Baba is also cute?"

10. My Whole Body. Because I have nine complains and all of them are NIGHTMARE for me!

So I... tell my friends, do not expect me a beautiful girl, because i dont have a beautiful body for her.

But my friends react... Yeah. You shouldn't marry that beautiful girl. because the very beautiful girl is her who see you from who you are, not your body.

I thanks to them, and said, "thanks.... at least, I have a sexy butt"

"NO, YOU'RE NOT!"

jennifer hawkins...

i felt in love with jennifer hawkins.

i dont know what i have to say.



but...



im in love with her!

he turns me GAY...

who is it?
Zaenal Arief.

but wait a sec, GAY in dictionary have two meanings. 1, Homosexuality, 2, happy.
you could guess what the title was tell about, but you dont have to bother yourself to find the meaning, becoz i dont even bother myself.

he is a football player; playing for Persib Bandung squad.
since i was born to this earth, i never been in love with soccer, football, or any other games that involves a ball! not even tennis, volley, or golf. none. a ball for me just like a devil who playing me. so i hate all kind of ball-games and i never waste my time to see any of those games.
but since i saw a match between Persib and Semen Padang couple days ago (which is won by Persib 3 - 0), misteriously, i felt in love with soccer and player number 15 from Persib (who was goaling in the last minutes).
i cannot believe myself that moment, though. it is like a miracle who comes to prophet (and now blessed to me) that for ONE MATCH i could felt in love in soccer.
okay, maybe i'm not a soccer mania like all the peoples in this world. or not yet.
but somehow, since that miracle, i became a man who loves to watch "whats happening in Indonesian League?", and so in the next BIG match between Persib and Persija, I cannot close my eyes during the game, even for a second.

can you believe that??

Zaenal Arief has just making me loving soccer and also loving him! (in lots of way, though.)

and i have a funny story when i try to get one of Zaenal Arief poster.
i found a poster of Zaenal Arief, A3 size, in front of Isola's elementary school. i felt in love with that picture and willing to buy it when (for PERSIB sake!) I have to FIGHT with three (or more) boys (elementary student) around the street. i almost give up and relieving that poster for them. but then my thoughts said, "Hey... where else youre gonna get that picture?! google doesnt solve this!"
so finally i jump to the crowd and fight with those boys to get the poster!
I GOT IT! huahahaha...
and i only have to spend Rp1000,- for that nice picture.
wow. thanks god.
what a relieve.

(picture of zaenal aried, soon... i have to scan my poster and i cant find a scaner for A3s size around my house)